1 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:36,540 Sit right down here, Junior. 2 00:00:36,820 --> 00:00:40,840 Now, I want Mother's Little Man to sit quietly and study while Mother's at the 3 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:41,559 hen party. 4 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:42,560 Understood? 5 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,460 Good, I say, good morning, Witter Hen. 6 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:47,380 Woo! Loafer. 7 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,580 That woman's as cold as a nudist on an iceberg. 8 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,380 Mother, I say, Mother's Little Man. 9 00:00:54,660 --> 00:00:58,220 Huh. She's trying to make a panty waist out of that poor kid. 10 00:00:58,620 --> 00:01:03,140 I think, I say, I think I'll just mosey over there and help that little bookworm 11 00:01:03,140 --> 00:01:04,140 turn. 12 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:06,640 Worm turn. 13 00:01:08,060 --> 00:01:11,480 I say, howdy, son. 14 00:01:11,820 --> 00:01:14,240 I came over to play games with you, boy. 15 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:15,920 Won't that be fun? 16 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:21,880 I say, I realize, boy, you ain't just crazy about having to sit there reading 17 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,700 that old book like a sissy, are you? 18 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:28,760 And I say, you'd much rather be running around and playing games like other 19 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:29,760 boys, wouldn't you? 20 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,500 See, I don't think this boy's got all his marbles. 21 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:39,340 Shakes his head when he means yes and nods when he means no. 22 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,600 But I know he wants to play. 23 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:46,160 Better start with something mild. He looks a little puny. 24 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,800 You can drop the book now, boy. We're going to play croquette. 25 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:51,520 Chicken, that is. 26 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,600 Hey, that's a joke, son. 27 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,520 Chicken croquette. 28 00:01:58,880 --> 00:01:59,880 Don't you get it? 29 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:05,520 Here we are, boy. 30 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,020 I say we put the ball down here. 31 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:11,780 Now the object of the game is to knock it through these wickets. Then over to 32 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:14,660 the left, then down to the center wicket, through the second outside 33 00:02:14,660 --> 00:02:16,420 about a 50 -degree angle to the right. 34 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:20,340 Hey, boy, pay attention to me when I'm talking to you. 35 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:24,620 You don't need to write down what I'm telling you. Keep it in your head, boy. 36 00:02:25,220 --> 00:02:27,800 Now you know the rules, you go first. 37 00:02:36,110 --> 00:02:39,570 I don't believe it. I got to get a worm's eye view of this. 38 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:46,270 I say that shot was impossible, boy. It can't be done. 39 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:51,110 Oh, 40 00:02:52,810 --> 00:02:55,230 yeah. Yeah, that is. 41 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:59,830 Well, I say what you need, boy, is something more exciting. 42 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:02,810 How would you like to play cops and robbers? 43 00:03:04,690 --> 00:03:07,390 You be the cop and I'll be the robber. 44 00:03:08,870 --> 00:03:13,630 Now, boy, I'll pretend I'm breaking into a bank over there. Then you come and 45 00:03:13,630 --> 00:03:14,630 arrest me. 46 00:03:16,770 --> 00:03:19,910 This will be more fun than a barrel of half -witted monkeys. 47 00:03:21,450 --> 00:03:24,710 All right, boy, come and get me. Bang, bang, bang, bang. 48 00:03:24,970 --> 00:03:25,970 Come and get me. 49 00:03:42,839 --> 00:03:43,839 Oh, 50 00:03:50,420 --> 00:03:53,440 I say, boy, let's play something less confining. 51 00:04:05,710 --> 00:04:10,090 I say, here I'm a heat big engine, but where's all the engine fighters at? 52 00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:13,050 Daniel Boo! 53 00:04:14,910 --> 00:04:18,589 Well, Daniel, I'm just gonna pull your cork. 54 00:04:22,490 --> 00:04:27,950 I say, what you need, boy, is some red -blooded adventure. 55 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:35,700 Fifteen men on a dead man's chest. Yo -ho -ho and a bottle of rum. Rum -dum 56 00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:39,620 -da -dee -bum -bum. Rum -bum -bum -ba -da -da -da -bum -bum. 57 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:42,900 Robert, you're off the port ball. 58 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:45,680 I say pay attention, boy. 59 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:46,960 We're being attacked. 60 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:48,940 Man the cannons. 61 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:50,980 Get ready. 62 00:04:57,770 --> 00:05:00,650 No, no, boy. You're not on the beam. 63 00:05:01,070 --> 00:05:04,210 Off your course, boy. You gotta allow for the wind. 64 00:05:05,370 --> 00:05:08,450 Go away, boy. Go away. I'll handle this myself. 65 00:05:28,330 --> 00:05:31,670 Last one in's a rotten egg. Watch me do a jackknife, boy. 66 00:05:36,930 --> 00:05:39,350 Come on, boy. 67 00:05:39,650 --> 00:05:40,730 Get in the swim. 68 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:45,250 That boy's as timid as a canary at a cat show. 69 00:05:45,610 --> 00:05:48,290 I'll have, I say, I'll have to lure him in. 70 00:05:48,930 --> 00:05:53,610 Look, I say, look, boy. I'm a battleship. Let's see you sink me. 71 00:06:13,550 --> 00:06:17,910 the meaning of this. Just look at yourself. You're a mess, all sopping 72 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:22,730 never saw the like. And you, always creating trouble, you good -for -nothing 73 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:27,570 loafer. Mark my word, one of these days, some of your childish pranks are going 74 00:06:27,570 --> 00:06:28,690 to backfire on you. 75 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:32,950 Ma 'am, I say, ma 'am, you are so right.